I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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