doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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