doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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