Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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