Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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