Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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