I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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