when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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