I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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