she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
So much rum. So many feels.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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