I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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