Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I touched a dick in church today
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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