super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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