I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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