...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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