i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
