Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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