I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Randomize
