I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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