It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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