Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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