Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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