its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
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