I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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