i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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