I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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