You're so nebulous sometimes
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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