I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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