My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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