we're blogging at a bar
I didn't shave. On purpose
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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