just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
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