That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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