I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I can't put those talents on a resume
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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