Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
