Capitaan dildo arrescate!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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