Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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