Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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