he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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