im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Welp...herpes.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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