matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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