you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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