we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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