don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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