My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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