hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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