Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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