I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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