I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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