Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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