if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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